Today is a good day to laff, so here’s a little something to get you going

My little nephews went to their first wedding & were sittin around talkin about it afterwards. the youngest one asked his big brother
“How many women can a man marry?” the big brother answered “Sixteen.”  The younger nephew looked surprised and asked ”How do you know these things?” “It’s easy,” the big bro said “All you gotta do is add it up: like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”

You know you’re dick is big as hell when the Airlines wanna charge you extra for your nutsack cuz they count it as a carry-on bag…

I pleaded & pleaded with my wife until she finally agree to smuggle my coke through airport customs by sticking it up her ass. afterwards i felt real bad when i realized that I coulda just bought another one on board the plane…

My wife was tea-bagging me last night,
she really needs to see a Doctor about her hemorrhoids… :(